CHAT UP LINES THAT WORK!!

Whether you want to sound funny, clever, sexy, dirty, or for real….these lines work!

If you take my heart by surprise, then don’t you think that the rest of my body has the right to follow?	Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?	All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?	Your Dad must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
Please forgive me for intruding on you like this, but I have a problem. One look at you and I have this strange feeling in my tummy. Now, I'm either starving or madly in love with you. The only way I am going to find out which one it is, is if you agree to have dinner with me.	Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that comes up!
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?	The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?	Screw me if I am wrong, but you want me, don't you?
I've had a really bad day. I love to see a nice girl smile. Could you help me there?	Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
Excuse me, I know this probably sounds a little strange, but I am celebrating a happy event and would be really chuffed if you would join me in my celebration, and have a drink with me. (later tell them that the happy event was them having a drink with them).	Where'd you learn to do that? (They reply 'What?') Hypnotising people with your eyes. I gazed in your eyes for a few moments and now seem to be completely hypnotised, ready to respond to whatever you tell me to.
Can you help me? As you can probably see, I have been put under a spell, and made to look like this ugly creature before you. I am destined to look like this for the rest of my life, unless I get kissed by a beautiful woman, in which case I'll turn back into the great looking hunk that I use to be. So, can you help? (When it doesn't seem to make you change, ask to try again until it does)	My friends over there have bet me £200, that I haven't got the guts to chat you up. I was wondering whether you could just help me win the bet. All you have to do is stand there and look interested, while talking to me for a couple of minutes. While, we do that, do you mind if I buy you a drink?
Do you have mirrors in your pockets?.... Because I can see myself in your pants!	Let me sit on your lap and let's get things straight between us.
Mean people suck , but nice people swallow. Which one are you?	(Walk up to someone who looks very drunk, and pretend you know them well saying:) Come on, we're leaving.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women/men look really bad.	Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Be unique and different, say yes.	I'm easy. Are you?
Can I have my heart back now please..	You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan
Point to the Sky and say Excuse me, you must be lost, heaven is that way!	You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.
You are the reason men fall in love.	Hello my weakness.
I’m filthy rich and you look like just the kind of woman I could take shopping.	Forgive me for staring but aren’t you a famous model?
I want to be the first thing you see tomorrow morning and the last thing you feel tonight.	Do you know what you have done to my pants?
We’d make beautiful babies.	You know if I bought you a drink we could talk, get to know each other and then spend the rest of the night falling in love…why cheat fate?